Sunday, February 6, 2011

SUPER BOWL XLV

 
  OK, so I put some money on the game for the Steelers and Packers to strong man it out to the end.  It doesn't matter who wins, it matters what the score is at each quarter.  This is an easier and more likely way to win.  Four chances to win and I want it.  This has been an exciting game.  Lots of action.  Lots of Steelers flags and penalties.  Lots of Packers threading the needle to complete passes and get touchdowns.   SUCH an exciting game with money on it.  Steelers just scored and made it so if the clock runs out I win $50 or if Packers score ANYTHING right now and I lose this quarter.  And the verdict is.....

  I am a WINNER!  Yeah-whoooooo.  LOVE it.  This game is so much more fun with money on it.  Love the back and forth and the scoring.  Half time show of the Black Eyed Peas, so far, is lame. Neon green dancing back up arrow people.  The neon LED lights on Fergie's chest are not impressive.  They do not sound very good either.  Problems with the microphones and live feedback.  Fergie fails miserably to sing like Axel Rose.  Ack, terrible! Slash, the poor guy, did the best he could with what he had to work with, namely Fergie. Usher just showed up!!! USHER!  Oh ya, there are so many ways to love ya.  Oh, Oh, Oh, My Gosh!  Sweet Skinny Jeans that are baggy at the same time.  Hot. Awesome, with pyrotechnics.  Well, he just changed my opinion of this show.  Brings it up a few notches.  He should have headlined.  They should have had Usher headline with LL Cool J and LL wouldn't have needed a neon or sparkle glitter shirt or outfit as he could have just gone without a shirt.  They both could have for that matter.  Oh man.  Love. Where is the Love?  Red glowing back up people.  Love Will I Am's silver glitter microphone.  Fergie's glitter shoulder pads homage to football.  Synchonized running man, whaat whaat?  Here we go we gotta rock.  Party every day.  How do they control the lights on the people's suits to synchronize them properly?  Glee is going to be on new after the Super Bowl!  Whaat?

  Johnsonville Brat of Lambeau Field commercial with guy on PA is funny.  All the ladies free Brats in the booth.  Ha ha.  Second half, here we go! Already 2 penalties on the Packers who touched down the kick in the end zone and it's only not even 2 minutes in.  Packers threaded the needle again, but the receiver did not hold onto it, but it went right between his hands.  Now they called a face mask penalty on Packers, but it was actually Steelers face mask that should have been called.  Horrible Super Bowl call!  Bieber and Ozzy in the same commercial, 6G phone.  Crazy! Steelers just scored!  Mendenhall ran it in, a one man hole just for him.  Whoa.  Test baby!  HomeAway.com Ha ha.  Loud Steeler and Packer fans.  Big hit on Jordy Nelson who did not hold onto the ball.  Packers QB sacked!  The Steeler towels are a flying.  Short Packers punt.  Steelers have good field position.  Steelers only down by 4 now.  Packers have cooled off and the Steelers went from looking defeated to pepped up.  Steelers is gaining ground and the Packers thought they had it won and that is not the case.  Bastard totally boots the kick.  The Steelers kicker barely made the after the TD point their only TD of the game.  That would have given me fifty more dollars.  Ugh.  Ace Ventura bad kick.

  Eminem in 2 commercials, interesting.  I wonder how much he cost for them?  Pricey I bet.  Steelers are in possession and punted from too far away to make a kick for points.  Another flag on the Packers, personal foul.   Packers will end this quarter and I did not win this quarter.  Agh.  Packers 4th consecutive punt this quarter.  Flag again, ineligible player on Packers.  Re-punt.  Better field position for Steelers to kick but they let the time run out.  Fourth quarter baby.  Steelers fumble.  Packers recover.  The fire has burnt out from each team.  There is no more fight.  They want the game to end mercifully quick.  Packers threaded the needle again and the receiver didn't catch it again, 4 times this game.  Sacked QB this time.  Touchdown Packers! Oh my, ruins my chance for a 4th quarter win if they do not score by a kick one more time.  I want the Steelers to get points by kicking too.  Then I'm good.

  Flag on Steelers called for holding.  Wow, lots of flags. Steelers touch dowwwwwn!!  Oh man, now only if the kicker boots the extra point now. With a 2 point conversion! Oh man. No way to win the fourth quarter now.  Oh well. Bugs, a black beetle with white middle racer stripes to go black betty bam alam.  Das Auto Beetle.  Lots of stars in these commercials.  Packers sacked.  False start Packers. Packers are tramping down the field.  2nd n goal Pack.  3rd n goal.  4th n goal.  Packers kick to score 3.  Steelers 25, Packers 31.  OK Flag again.  Personal foul, half the distance to the goal Steelers take possession.  Steelers go four downs without being close to a touchdown or to kick.  Packers intercept.  Packers take a knee twice and end the game.  Final Score Packers 31 Steelers 25.  I did not win the bet for the fourth quarter.  That is ok. Stupid end to a game, but appropriate.  Glad it is over.  One hour until Glee.  Slap in the face of a new Wendy's sandwich.   Lame trophy going back to Lambeau field.  Good for them.  The theme for this Super Bowl was tattoos and beards with some long hair thrown in for good measure.

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